1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:38,280 I'm in front of him now, robe, covered, flaming sword. 3 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:43,280 I'm going to say, awake, your time has come, confess your sins. 4 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:49,840 I hurt some people, I hurt them real bad, but I've been trying to, that's why I came 5 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:50,840 here. 6 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:51,840 I stabbed him. 7 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:59,200 He screams out in pain, and you feel a rush of energy. 8 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:10,520 Watching him, you see a face, a very fair-skinned, porcelain-looked face come and materialize 9 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,359 over top of the man's. 10 00:01:12,359 --> 00:01:13,359 What? 11 00:01:13,359 --> 00:01:14,359 I'm not going to pry. 12 00:01:14,359 --> 00:01:21,080 I have a feeling that you are doing more than you say you're doing. 13 00:01:21,519 --> 00:01:24,039 Probably good to go with that. 14 00:01:24,039 --> 00:01:26,039 What's that? 15 00:01:26,039 --> 00:01:32,759 Oh, I have a dragonborn that's also living in my head. 16 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,120 So nothing serious then? 17 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:38,319 No, no, just your run-of-the-mill second personality. 18 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:40,840 Johnzik hands you a necklace. 19 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:44,280 I hope this helps a little bit. 20 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,280 Thanks, brother. 21 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,280 I'm sure I'll be back real soon. 22 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,519 You be safe, and you come back. 23 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:53,560 I promise I'll do both of those. 24 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,280 You are always welcome. 25 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:58,480 Thanks, Dad. 26 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:07,240 And I give them each a kiss on the cheek, and I wave goodbye as I leave at the front. 27 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,759 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 28 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:14,479 We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast, and I'm your dungeon master, Russ More, 29 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:20,919 and with me today is Tom Laird. 30 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:21,919 Hey, that's me. 31 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:26,239 I was wondering who it was going to be, but it turned out it was me. 32 00:02:26,239 --> 00:02:28,599 I play Flynn Firebeard. 33 00:02:28,599 --> 00:02:29,599 And Carla Johnson. 34 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:36,560 That was maybe the most pregnant paws we've ever had in the history of Dumbgeons and Dragons. 35 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,599 I play New Laura Moonbrook. 36 00:02:39,719 --> 00:02:45,439 And also, Amy More. 37 00:02:45,439 --> 00:02:50,560 I play Sia Amastasia, and I was so hoping you were going to say my name first, and 38 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:57,159 I just not belong with it because I was doing that while you were talking. 39 00:02:57,159 --> 00:02:58,159 I think I'm real funny. 40 00:02:58,159 --> 00:03:02,039 I can't see the video that we're putting out because it's just Tom with video, so 41 00:03:02,039 --> 00:03:03,039 yeah. 42 00:03:03,039 --> 00:03:04,039 Yeah. 43 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:05,039 It's disappointing. 44 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:06,039 It's great. 45 00:03:06,039 --> 00:03:07,039 I love it. 46 00:03:07,039 --> 00:03:08,039 So good. 47 00:03:08,039 --> 00:03:09,039 So good. 48 00:03:09,479 --> 00:03:11,599 It's the way this podcast should be, to be honest. 49 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:13,599 You know you can do one of those yourself, Tom. 50 00:03:13,599 --> 00:03:16,479 Harsh rebrand after episode 73. 51 00:03:16,479 --> 00:03:17,479 Just Tom. 52 00:03:17,479 --> 00:03:18,479 Tomjins and dragon. 53 00:03:18,479 --> 00:03:19,479 Aww, Tomjins. 54 00:03:19,479 --> 00:03:24,680 I mean, he already has the most characters on this podcast of the three of you. 55 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,680 That's true. 56 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:26,680 That's true. 57 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:27,680 How is everybody tonight? 58 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:28,680 Doing well. 59 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:29,680 Good? 60 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,680 Good. 61 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,680 Yeah. 62 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:32,680 It's Tom's birthday. 63 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:33,680 Can we say that or is it a secret? 64 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,680 Oh, it is Tom's birthday. 65 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,680 Is it a secret? 66 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,479 It's not a secret from us. 67 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:41,280 I'm going to announce that it's Tom's birthday in the episode that comes out tomorrow as 68 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,120 we record this, but I mean, Tom can have two birthdays. 69 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,120 Sure. 70 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,120 Of course he can. 71 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,120 Why not? 72 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,120 Tom can have as many birthdays as he wants. 73 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:49,120 Yes he can. 74 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,120 So when we record this, it's Tom's birthday. 75 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,120 Damn right. 76 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,120 When you're 28, you can have as many birthdays as you want. 77 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:53,120 That's right. 78 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:55,120 You keep that celebration going until you're 36. 79 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,120 Oh no. 80 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,120 No. 81 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,120 Boiled again. 82 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,120 It's over now. 83 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,120 It's over now. 84 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,120 So close. 85 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,200 It was so close. 86 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,640 What an arbitrary date cut off. 87 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,640 I don't make the rules. 88 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,800 I haven't had a birthday in years. 89 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:10,800 Yeah. 90 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:16,280 I don't know how to segue into this, but we're on Patreon as well. 91 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:21,319 And if you enjoy what we do and you enjoy the little goofs and guffaws that we have, 92 00:04:21,319 --> 00:04:25,540 you can come join us over there, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast, where you can join 93 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:32,160 us for great gook hangs, where we have a Patreon exclusive discord access. 94 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:36,920 We have the discord available to everyone, but patrons get a special little, uh, little 95 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:41,280 their own little channels where they can talk to us about the Patreon things and other 96 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,120 things that they don't want other people to know. 97 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:45,120 Secret things. 98 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,120 Those regular people. 99 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,120 Double secret things. 100 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 Yeah. 101 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,840 And a whole other game they get to listen to or. 102 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:51,879 Ooh, that's true. 103 00:04:51,879 --> 00:04:52,879 Gamez. 104 00:04:52,879 --> 00:04:53,879 Gamez. 105 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:58,200 Several different stories we have told exclusively over there. 106 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,480 Oh, the tales we weave in Patreon. 107 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,080 So many tales. 108 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,120 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 109 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,120 We all know it. 110 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:08,759 Well, Twitter is like at dumb dragon, right? 111 00:05:08,759 --> 00:05:10,800 Or at Dumb Dragon Cast. 112 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,800 Is it? 113 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,800 What was the one that was different? 114 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,800 There was one that was different. 115 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,120 Dumb Dragon podcast and the Gmail is dumb dragon podcast at Gmail. 116 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:18,120 Okay. 117 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,120 Do we ever get any emails? 118 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,120 Uh, we do occasionally. 119 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,120 If you time to time. 120 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,120 Yeah. 121 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,879 If you want to send us some emails, send us some emails. 122 00:05:23,879 --> 00:05:26,120 This is just the episode where we tell you how to read emails. 123 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,120 Yeah. 124 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:32,360 The thing I find about emails is when people send us an email, it's usually more personal 125 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,360 in nature. 126 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:39,680 So I don't always feel like sharing it with the podcast. 127 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:43,600 But if you want us to send an email, just put whether you want us to read it or not. 128 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,600 And we can do that. 129 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:50,280 And if you don't want to send us an email, just come join us on our Facebook group, 130 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:58,200 The Reckless Plague Guild, where we've joined forces with a band to form a band like so 131 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,560 which has never been seen. 132 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,560 No. 133 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,560 Ah, blew it. 134 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:02,560 Anyways. 135 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,560 So close. 136 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:04,560 Cross over event. 137 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,560 Prove me wrong. 138 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:06,560 Something. 139 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,560 Yeah. 140 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:08,560 All that stuff. 141 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,560 Yeah. 142 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,560 Ambitious crossover. 143 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:11,560 Et cetera. 144 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:12,560 Iconic. 145 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:13,560 Du-ho. 146 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:14,560 God. 147 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:15,560 Exactly. 148 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,560 Sorry, Russ. 149 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,560 Continue. 150 00:06:17,759 --> 00:06:22,839 We've joined with the lovely podcast, The Lucky Die, The End of Time and Other Bothers, 151 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:24,280 and Dark Dice. 152 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:31,360 And we're building a better, bigger community to talk about D&D and all these great shows. 153 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:33,720 And if you haven't joined us there, you should. 154 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,720 Please do. 155 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,720 Link down in the description. 156 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:36,720 Fuck it. 157 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,720 Let's play D&D. 158 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,540 So previously, no, let's not do that. 159 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:46,759 You guys leveled up, which you should have done a while ago, but there's nothing 160 00:06:46,759 --> 00:06:47,759 crazy really. 161 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:48,759 Better late than never. 162 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:50,879 So you did it. 163 00:06:50,879 --> 00:06:51,879 What level are you now? 164 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:52,879 Fourteen. 165 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:53,879 Fourteen. 166 00:06:53,879 --> 00:06:54,879 Oh, good. 167 00:06:54,879 --> 00:06:55,879 You're all the same level. 168 00:06:55,879 --> 00:06:56,879 That means I've done something, right? 169 00:06:56,879 --> 00:06:57,879 Yep. 170 00:06:57,879 --> 00:06:58,879 That's a good start. 171 00:06:58,879 --> 00:06:59,879 Yep. 172 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,879 Now we all split the party. 173 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:02,879 Nope. 174 00:07:02,879 --> 00:07:03,879 Nope. 175 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:05,879 So what do you get at level 14? 176 00:07:05,879 --> 00:07:09,719 I know it's not a very glamorous level. 177 00:07:09,719 --> 00:07:10,719 It's not. 178 00:07:10,719 --> 00:07:15,800 But for me, it's the unsung hero of the levels because at first, I scoffed. 179 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:22,920 Because that was my scoff because I did not get any new spell slots. 180 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:27,879 I did not get any bonus actions as I had hoped. 181 00:07:27,879 --> 00:07:28,879 But I did learn. 182 00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:33,920 I did learn a few things by just looking over that good old player's handbook again 183 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:40,120 because I had fucking forgotten everything about wild shape that I ever knew before. 184 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,120 Perfect. 185 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,519 Turns out I can wild shape as a fucking bonus action. 186 00:07:44,519 --> 00:07:45,720 God damn it. 187 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,640 I mean, not for not for past Amy, but for current Amy. 188 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,640 No. 189 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,640 Yeah. 190 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:52,640 For current and future Amy. 191 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,640 From going into the fight against Tiamat, I think it's going to be useful. 192 00:07:56,640 --> 00:08:02,640 Also, I didn't know that, but I can, while I'm wild shaping. 193 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,640 Wild shaping? 194 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Well, I'm imagining Carla's face right now. 195 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:19,560 While I'm in wild shape, I can expend a spell slot to regain 1d8 hit points per level of 196 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,560 the spell slot expended. 197 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,560 Damn. 198 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,560 So many times I was close to death. 199 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:32,559 I could have actually just like killed a couple level two spells and rolled like 200 00:08:32,559 --> 00:08:35,559 4d8 and been fine. 201 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:36,559 That is very good to know. 202 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,559 I know now. 203 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:43,480 Another thing I didn't know is that my attack in beast form is magical. 204 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,480 So it's counted as a magical attack. 205 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,480 It's like there's reasons that you should be wild shaping all the time. 206 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:51,480 I know. 207 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:56,080 Then at 10th level, it turns out I can expend two uses of my wild shape at the 208 00:08:56,080 --> 00:09:00,080 same time to transform into a fucking elemental. 209 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,080 What? 210 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,080 And now at 14 levels. 211 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,080 I am loving these reveals. 212 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,600 I'm learning so much. 213 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,600 They're getting progressively more like impressive every time. 214 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,600 Things I could have been using for listeners. 215 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:21,600 I could have been using these for the past year, a whole year of D&D. 216 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,600 This is what I'm picturing in my head. 217 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:28,600 I'm picturing somebody who's been listening to our podcast that mains a druid and 218 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:35,600 they've been screaming at their iPod the entire time of like, why doesn't she know 219 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,120 because our listeners are so lovely. 220 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:41,120 They probably weren't even thinking that they're probably just like, well, 221 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:44,120 I'm sure there's a good reason why she's not doing it. 222 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:45,120 There's no good reason. 223 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:50,120 It could have been some homebrew reason that we just discounted 224 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,120 something that's too powerful. 225 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,120 Whatever. 226 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:55,120 No, we definitely didn't do any of that. 227 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:59,120 I just let them play their characters like they want to play them. 228 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,120 Poorly. 229 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:04,120 This last one though is a doozy and I'm excited about it because at 14th 230 00:10:04,639 --> 00:10:09,639 level, I have learned to use magic to alter my physical form in more subtle ways. 231 00:10:09,639 --> 00:10:14,639 So that means I can use the alter self-spell at any time. 232 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:18,639 That's, that's, that's as of today. 233 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:19,639 As of today. 234 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:23,639 This is not like, this is not like I could have been using this. 235 00:10:23,639 --> 00:10:24,639 This is as of today. 236 00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:25,639 Tom, calm down. 237 00:10:25,639 --> 00:10:26,639 Sorry. 238 00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,639 I was losing it thinking I'm so stupid. 239 00:10:28,639 --> 00:10:32,639 You missed what I did, but Carla saw it. 240 00:10:33,159 --> 00:10:34,159 I'm going to watch the playback. 241 00:10:34,159 --> 00:10:35,159 You should. 242 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:42,159 So this connects to my previous thing of all of the aerial gifts that I have posted 243 00:10:42,159 --> 00:10:47,659 on the Facebook page because with this alter self, which I can use just willy nilly 244 00:10:47,659 --> 00:10:52,659 whenever I want, as many times as I want, I assume a different form. 245 00:10:52,659 --> 00:10:55,659 I can look exactly like other people. 246 00:10:55,659 --> 00:10:59,159 I can look, I could make myself look exactly like Tom. 247 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:05,679 As long as they are the same shape as me and bipedal, like humanoid and bipedal, I can 248 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:06,679 do it. 249 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:12,679 I can also, wait for it, do aquatic adaptation. 250 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:13,679 That's right. 251 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:18,679 I grow gills, I grow webbing between my feet and I can breathe underwater. 252 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:24,679 I know there's like no water really in what we're doing, but I think it's pretty 253 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:25,679 exciting. 254 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,200 Wow. 255 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:32,200 I mean, I know only one of those is your level 14 thing, but it seems like level 14 256 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200 was amazing for you. 257 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,200 I know. 258 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,200 Also, I can grow natural weapons. 259 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,200 Does that mean like bone claws, like you're fucking Wolverine now? 260 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,200 That's what I said. 261 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:49,200 I can grow claws, fangs, spines, horns, or any different natural weapon of my choice. 262 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:54,200 And it deals one D6 bludgeoning piercing or slashing damage as appropriate. 263 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:59,720 Finally, my natural weapon is magic and I have a plus one bonus to the attack and damage 264 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,720 rolls I make using it. 265 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:07,720 So as far as role playing that, I would say you probably wouldn't get like Wolverine 266 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:08,720 claws. 267 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:12,720 You would get like extendable, like wolf claws that come out of your fingers. 268 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,720 Yeah, it would be more like fangs. 269 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:19,720 Oh, but it does say, sorry, claws, but it does say spines. 270 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,720 Where I grow these spines, would that not be up to me? 271 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:23,720 Sure. 272 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:30,240 Russ doesn't like it because now he's like, man, she's actually going to use some of this shit. 273 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:32,240 But I'm just double checking. 274 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,240 You guys are going into the biggest battle you've ever been in. 275 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,240 So it's probably good that you read your character sheets. 276 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,240 Right? 277 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,240 I can cast alter self-spell at will. 278 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:46,240 I feel like Thea is just going to use this to like pretty yourself up or like 279 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:51,240 not just pretty yourself up, but like make herself more sexually attractive. 280 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:52,759 Bigger boobs. 281 00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:55,759 You have to watch the playback now, Amy, because that's what Tom did. 282 00:12:55,759 --> 00:13:00,759 And it was so out of character that that's why I lost it. 283 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,759 Like made a boob growing gesture. 284 00:13:02,759 --> 00:13:04,759 Like, what are you doing? 285 00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:08,759 Ah, Tom, he's so full of surprises. 286 00:13:08,759 --> 00:13:09,759 I know. 287 00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:10,759 Okay. 288 00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:11,759 So that was mine. 289 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:14,759 See, you don't have to worry about not knowing what's going to happen in this 290 00:13:14,759 --> 00:13:19,759 podcast because it's going to be 20 minutes of Amy talking about her level up. 291 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,279 Only one of those things actually happened today. 292 00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,279 That's true. 293 00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:24,279 Yeah. 294 00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:25,279 Listeners, don't be misled. 295 00:13:25,279 --> 00:13:26,279 Not much happened at level 14. 296 00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:29,279 I'm going to challenge you and I'll challenge Tom the same thing. 297 00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:30,279 Wait, is Tom here? 298 00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:34,279 To read your character sheet once every two recordings. 299 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:36,279 Yes, I absolutely should. 300 00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:38,279 It's so hard to remember things. 301 00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:39,279 Just read it. 302 00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,279 And then I also wrote it. 303 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,279 I didn't have anything written about wild shape. 304 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,279 Also, I completely forgotten what circle of the I was a part of. 305 00:13:46,279 --> 00:13:47,279 Moon. 306 00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:48,279 Yes. 307 00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:56,799 Who's next? 308 00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:57,799 I can go next. 309 00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:58,799 Follow. 310 00:13:58,799 --> 00:14:02,799 Yeah, I mean, mine is as a typical fighter level up. 311 00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:05,799 It's pretty disappointing, especially after all of that. 312 00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:07,799 I mean, hers should have been that, too. 313 00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:09,799 Yeah, it really should have just been the one. 314 00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,799 I can alter my form whenever I please. 315 00:14:11,799 --> 00:14:12,799 Next. 316 00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:14,799 But that's just not the way I tell a story. 317 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:17,799 Yeah, that's just I mean, you built so much tension. 318 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,320 I know. 319 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,320 Going forward through that story. 320 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,320 It was expert storytelling. 321 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,320 Thank you. 322 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,320 Thanks. 323 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,320 Yeah. 324 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,320 So level up to 14. 325 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:28,320 Not a whole lot going on with the champion fighter. 326 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:33,320 I improved my strength and my charisma. 327 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,320 That's good. 328 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:38,320 But now I got a plus five bonus in strength, so I'm good to go as far as that's concerned. 329 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,320 That's good. 330 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,320 Yeah. 331 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,320 Maxed out with strength. 332 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,320 Nice. 333 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,320 Yeah. 334 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,840 I got like a six, I think, on my con roll for my hit points. 335 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,840 But with all my bonuses, it ended up being like 12 more hit points. 336 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,840 Oh, wait. 337 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,840 I was supposed to get more hit points. 338 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,840 Every level up. 339 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,840 Why are your hit dice at 12? 340 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,840 Did you not level up like the last two levels? 341 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:01,840 No, 14. 342 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,840 But I had to use 12 of them. 343 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,840 I had to use. 344 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,840 Sorry. 345 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,840 They just weren't reset. 346 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,840 Relax. 347 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,840 Sorry, Tom. 348 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,840 Continue. 349 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,240 Russ is so rude and interrupting you. 350 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,240 I know. 351 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:13,240 That was literally all of mine. 352 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,240 Oh, OK. 353 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,240 That was the entire thing. 354 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,240 Nice. 355 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:20,240 I do get some pretty baller shit at 15, though, so watch out for that. 356 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,240 No, you'll never make it to 15. 357 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,240 I hope we're not. 358 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,240 Oh, Jesus. 359 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,240 I was just going to say, I hope we're not dead before then. 360 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,240 Amy just got Max hit point level up. 361 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,240 All right. 362 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,240 Nice. 363 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,240 Make sure to add your con bonus, too. 364 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,240 125 hit points, bitches. 365 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,240 Tom's like, I'm at 300. 366 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,240 Well, I'm actually at an even 200. 367 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,240 Holy fuck. 368 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 Oh, my God. 369 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,240 Damn. 370 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:46,240 I forgot to add my con bonus, so I feel like I just got like I just got two more. 371 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,240 So I was feeling I mean, you didn't even have to admit to that. 372 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,240 Carla seemed like the right thing to do. 373 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:55,240 We can't even see you doing my lack of skill. 374 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,240 Amy just admitted she didn't even do any hit points. 375 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:01,240 Wait, we get hit points. 376 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,240 Carla, what you at? 377 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,240 135. 378 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,240 OK, then no, I'm probably fine. 379 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,240 What's your level up there, Carla? 380 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,240 I mean, anticlimactic after all of that. 381 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:16,240 Basically, the only thing that I can do now is turn invisible. 382 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,240 It's pretty good. 383 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,240 As a bonus action, I can vanish. 384 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,240 So I just sit. 385 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,240 That's it. 386 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,240 I vanish. It's amazing. 387 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:27,240 Just disappear. 388 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,240 Can you can you move and be invisible? 389 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,240 I believe so. 390 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,240 It doesn't say anything like it just like it's a bonus action. 391 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,240 Stupid cloak where he has. 392 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,240 You can't be tracked unless you want to be or something. 393 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:42,240 Yeah, that's the other part of it. 394 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:50,240 I can't be tracked by non magical means unless I choose to be like you like purposely breaking twigs and shit. 395 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,240 Exactly. 396 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,240 Or if like you guys are trying to follow me or something. 397 00:16:54,240 --> 00:17:00,240 Yeah, like if she was hiding from bad guys but wanted to leave us clues that we knew to look for them. 398 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,240 I mean, you don't really turn invisible. 399 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,240 You use the hide action. 400 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,240 Shut up, Rush. 401 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,240 She turns invisible. 402 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,240 I mean, it's called vanish. 403 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,240 My way sounds way more fun than yours. 404 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,240 Fair enough. 405 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240 Agreed. 406 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,240 I had to look at it. 407 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,240 I don't actually. 408 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,240 I just can't see. 409 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:15,240 Mechanic wise. 410 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,240 Yeah. 411 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,240 No, no. 412 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,240 I'm not actually invisible, but they can't see me. 413 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,240 So the effect is the same. 414 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,240 Absolutely. 415 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:25,240 I mean, they see you go and hide. 416 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,240 I guess. 417 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,240 They also see you rolling. 418 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,240 It's not like you just disappear. 419 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:35,240 It's like you're standing there fighting something and then you turn and you hide behind a tree. 420 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,240 They know where you went. 421 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,240 You're making it sound a lot less glamorous than she is. 422 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,240 Yeah, really, Russ. 423 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,240 I'm sorry. 424 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:53,240 So we're going to cut for the money zone now and we'll catch up back to you. 425 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,240 I think that's trademarked. 426 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,240 I think that must be trademarked. 427 00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,240 It very well might be. 428 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,240 Do they have the website? 429 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,240 I mean, probably. 430 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:04,240 One of the world's foremost experts on credit crisis. 431 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:05,240 It's not theirs. 432 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,240 Definitely don't go to that website. 433 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,240 Well, let's get to playing D&D. 434 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:12,240 I just looked at my notes and now I'm so mad again. 435 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,240 I don't understand why. 436 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:21,240 Previously, your characters went home and had just the best time. 437 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,240 And now you're all back. 438 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:28,240 You've landed back in the teleportation chamber in Waterdeep. 439 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:32,240 I magically have bigger boobs than I did before. 440 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,240 Just subtly, just enough to make you go. 441 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,240 Maybe they were there the whole time. 442 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,240 New shirt? 443 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,240 Yeah. 444 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,240 We're all there. 445 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,240 We all like when and appear at the same time. 446 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,240 I guess we wait for each other. 447 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,240 Want to see our friends gone apart for a whole week. 448 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,240 Yeah, it's not like you're just going to show up. 449 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,240 No one's here. 450 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,240 You're like, well, all right, I guess they're not coming. 451 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,240 I'm going to bed. 452 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,240 What time of day are we showing up? 453 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:06,240 It's like, I mean, you spent the whole day at your various locations. 454 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,240 It's half o'clock is what you're saying. 455 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:09,240 Sure. 456 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,240 Hey guys, how was your trip? 457 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:18,240 It was interesting, to say the least. 458 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,240 And he did say the least. 459 00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:24,240 Nulara, are you okay? 460 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,240 Yeah. 461 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,240 I mean, a lot of it was great. 462 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,240 A lot of it was awesome. 463 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,240 I saw my family. 464 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,240 It was amazing. 465 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,240 Got this cool new necklace. 466 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,240 That's pretty baller. 467 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,240 Family heirloom. 468 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,240 Pretty nice, right? 469 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240 How about you? 470 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,240 How did it go with your folks, Thea? 471 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:49,240 Words were said. 472 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,240 Water went under bridges. 473 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,240 Oh, that's great. 474 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:58,240 Yeah, I think overall it was pretty good. 475 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:02,240 I should have done it years ago, really. 476 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,240 So a success. 477 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,240 That sounds good. 478 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,240 Success. 479 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,240 And Flint, you literally said nothing. 480 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,240 Is everything all right? 481 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,240 How's the fam? 482 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:19,240 I mean, there was a lot of changes since I'd been home last. 483 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,240 My dad died. 484 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,240 So there was some stuff to process. 485 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:28,240 Thea just goes over and hugs because she's a hugger. 486 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,240 She hugs Flint. 487 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,240 Do I have to roll for hug? 488 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,240 If you want to roll. 489 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,240 He's so strong now he might not even feel it. 490 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:38,240 Can we have like a grapple off to see who hugs better? 491 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,240 It's a contested roll. 492 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,240 Okay. 493 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,240 Perfect. 494 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,240 Fuck off. 495 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,240 I rolled. 496 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,240 I'm adding my strength. 497 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,240 Sure. 498 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,240 A seven. 499 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,240 23. 500 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,240 You crush me like a leaf. 501 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:52,240 Yeah. 502 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,240 And deflate. 503 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,240 Oh no. 504 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:57,240 You pushed my boobs into non-existence. 505 00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,240 Curse you, strength. 506 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:06,240 With his face because he's shorter than me? 507 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:10,240 He motorboated those things away. 508 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:13,240 Well, this consoling hug got weird. 509 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:19,240 I mean, I feel like the height is off there, but you know, it was a really good roll. 510 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,240 It was true. 511 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,240 It was. 512 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:24,240 I'm really sorry to hear that, Flint. 513 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:25,240 It's okay. 514 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:30,240 I mean, we were never too close, but I mean, it would have been nice to, you know, talk 515 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:32,240 to them before this happened. 516 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:36,240 Are your sister and mom all right? 517 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:41,240 It'll take some time, but they're managing. 518 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,240 But I mean, hey, we got a job to do to give them time. 519 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,240 So let's make it happen. 520 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:53,240 Yeah, it's running out, isn't it? 521 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:59,240 You guys want to go get one last drink before we go to work tomorrow? 522 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,240 You know it. 523 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,240 Yeah, that sounds like a great plan. 524 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,240 And off to, where do we want to go? 525 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,240 Yawning Portal? 526 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,240 I mean, it does seem like our local spot. 527 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,240 It's our usual haunt. 528 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,240 Yeah. 529 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,240 We need something jovial. 530 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,240 We can't go to that other like depressing one. 531 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,240 What was that one called? 532 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,240 The lonely, the lonely something? 533 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,240 Lonely Tavern? 534 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,240 No, it was something. 535 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,240 The lonely juggler. 536 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,240 It was probably the lonely juggler. 537 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,240 Probably. 538 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,240 Because Amy said it sounded really upbeat. 539 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,240 They've rebranded since then. 540 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,240 So it was probably the lonely juggler. 541 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,240 That's actually one of the saddest things. 542 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:40,240 Nothing more upbeat than a solo juggler. 543 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,240 Whatever that was before, they've rebranded to the lonely juggler. 544 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,240 I like it. 545 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,240 Yeah, sure. 546 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,240 You guys, you leave. 547 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:52,240 I'm sure Russ is okay when someone else does an aggressive rebrand, but not us. 548 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,240 Right. 549 00:22:55,240 --> 00:23:01,240 You exit the portal, the teleportation chamber. 550 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,240 The lonely whip. 551 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,240 The lonely whip. 552 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,240 That's what it was. 553 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,240 I had it written down. 554 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:07,240 Look at you. 555 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,240 I was half right. 556 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,240 The lonely juggler. 557 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,240 It was a lonely something. 558 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,240 Sorry. 559 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,240 Yeah. 560 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,240 I believe the teleportation chamber, the three wizards just kind of roll their eyes as you 561 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,240 leave. 562 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:23,240 I shoot them with my guns. 563 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,240 One of them shoots back. 564 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,240 Oh, yeah. 565 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,240 Oh, yeah. 566 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:31,240 And you're heading down the halls and you hear familiar footsteps of Leosen as 567 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,240 he comes around the corner. 568 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,240 Oh, good. 569 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,240 You're back. 570 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,240 How did things go? 571 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,240 Better than expected. 572 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,240 Not as good as I'd hoped, but it was good overall. 573 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,240 I'm sorry. 574 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240 Yeah. 575 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240 Mixed bag. 576 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,240 Okay. 577 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,240 Well, I'm glad. 578 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:55,240 Are you heading out? 579 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,240 No one really around right now, so I guess if that's what you're doing, that's probably 580 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,240 a good idea. 581 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:06,240 We thought we'd go grab a drink before we, you know, get back to it tomorrow 582 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,240 morning. 583 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,240 Yeah. 584 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:14,240 I guess tomorrow come see me and we'll go over some final things and then it'll be 585 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:23,240 off to the war room to kind of discuss the final assets that we have and what we know 586 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:29,240 of the Well of the Dragons and how to get you inside. 587 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:36,240 Well, the only thing I want to be inside of right now is... 588 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,240 Please finish that sentence. 589 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,240 Continue. 590 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,240 Yes. 591 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,240 I just forgot the name of the pub. 592 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,240 Is it a yawning portal? 593 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,240 The yawning portal. 594 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:48,240 It's like I'm trying to remember Hourglass. 595 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,240 So bad. 596 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,240 Well, the only thing I want to be inside of is the yawning portal right now. 597 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,240 Would you like to come with us, Lil Leosen? 598 00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,240 Lil Leosen. 599 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,240 Lil Leosen, like Lil Kim. 600 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,240 I feel like you may have already been there. 601 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:11,240 But no, I have some final things to get prepared after the last party night. 602 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,240 I think more paperwork. 603 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:14,240 All the paperwork, my friend. 604 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,240 All the paperwork. 605 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:17,240 This job is not glamorous. 606 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,240 He shows you his hands. 607 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,240 These hands, they're covered in cuts. 608 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,240 Thousand tiny cuts. 609 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,240 I cast your wounds on him. 610 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,240 Thank you. 611 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,240 I don't know why I didn't think of doing that myself. 612 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:31,240 That's all right. 613 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:35,240 All this time with these open cuts. 614 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,240 These hands. 615 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,240 I'd like to leave my mark, but now I don't have to. 616 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,240 Thank you. 617 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,240 I will see you all in the morning. 618 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,240 Yeah, you got it, Lil Leosen. 619 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,240 See you, Lil Leosen. 620 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:54,240 He heads back down the hallway of which you came, and you head out into the streets. 621 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:59,240 The last time you were here, it was very, very rainy and dreary. 622 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:03,240 But a couple days has cleared that up in this bright blue sky. 623 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:08,240 And it gives you a bit of a sense of hope as you head to the Yawning Portal. 624 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,240 We swing the door open to the Yawning Portal. 625 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,240 And I say, this round's on me. 626 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,240 To the house. 627 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,240 And it's a packed house. 628 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,240 That's all right. 629 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,240 Can't take it with you when you die. 630 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:26,240 It is the most full you have ever seen it. 631 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,240 I'm trying to convince me not to do this and skip out on my bail. 632 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,240 You've already done it. 633 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,240 They've cheered. 634 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,240 There's an uproarious cheer in the background. 635 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:40,240 Thea's job right now is to make this the best night, because it could be the last night. 636 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:48,240 You see everybody heading up to the bar where Dernan was pretty much alone. 637 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,240 But now it's very busy at the bar. 638 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:56,240 And he sees you and gives you a nod, a tired nod. 639 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:01,240 And he sees me mouth bottom shelf only to him. 640 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,240 He nods back. 641 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:09,240 And there's many clear tables at this point, because everybody's gotten up to go get themselves around. 642 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,240 Good strategy then. 643 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,240 Right? 644 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,240 We go take a table by a window. 645 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,240 I was going to say, is there a patio at the Yawning Portal? 646 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,240 Sounds like it's a nice sunny day. 647 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,240 They have those outdoor heaters. 648 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:29,240 No patio, but you have clear shot of the tunnel down into the Undermountain. 649 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,240 Or you can sit beside the window. 650 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,240 It's up to you. 651 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,240 I mean, I'm going to say window. 652 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,240 Yeah, come here. 653 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,240 The Undermountain doesn't sound as jovial. 654 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,240 Well, I mean, it's the big pit in the middle of the Yawning Portal. 655 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,240 It's a beautiful sunny day. 656 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:47,240 Let's go sit beside the pit. 657 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,240 How far can you spit into the pit? 658 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,240 Yeah, it's winter in Canada right now. 659 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,240 Yeah, a lot of pit sitting, not a lot of windows. 660 00:27:55,240 --> 00:28:03,240 Player-weather reference would be sitting in a window in sunshine, not in absolute darkness at all times. 661 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,240 Yeah, you go sit down by the window. 662 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:12,240 Hey, guys, can I talk to you about something? 663 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,240 Always. 664 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,240 Of course. 665 00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:23,240 Something happened while I was home. 666 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,240 Something bad. 667 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,240 Yeah, I was going to say, if you're going this slow, it's not going to be good, is it? 668 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,240 It's not good. 669 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,240 I don't even want to tell you. 670 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:41,240 But I feel like I have to because, you know, you're my people. 671 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:47,240 At that moment, Dernan comes over and slams three large mugs down onto the table and says, 672 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,240 It's good to see you all again. 673 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,240 Thank you for all the business. 674 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,240 I assume you're paying. 675 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,240 Of course. 676 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,240 I wouldn't leave you high and dry, dirty buddy. 677 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,240 Good. 678 00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,240 I'm glad. 679 00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,240 Thank you very much. 680 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,240 As always, if you need anything, just give me a holler. 681 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:08,240 I hear everybody's kind of getting ready to head out, hence the busyness. 682 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:13,240 So I'm sure I'll see you later tonight, but good luck. 683 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,240 Good luck. 684 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,240 Thanks, Dernan. 685 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,240 Thanks, Dernan. 686 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,240 There's some people yelling at him from the bar. 687 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,240 Duty calls. 688 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,240 And he walks back to the bar. 689 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:33,240 So I take like a big glug of my drink. 690 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:38,240 You know that dagger? 691 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,240 I believe we're familiar. 692 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,240 The one that you guys fought over? 693 00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,240 Yeah. 694 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,240 Well, me and Thaddeus had a little scuffle over it, you'll recall. 695 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:54,240 And I did probably the worst thing that I'd ever done in my life. 696 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,240 Yep. 697 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,240 Yeah, that was weird. 698 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,240 Yep. 699 00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:02,240 Well, something like that happened again. 700 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,240 Oh. 701 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,240 Yeah, so I'm just going to say it. 702 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,240 I'm just going to, sorry. 703 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240 I'm just going to say it. 704 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:19,240 I went home and I saw my brothers and their wives and their husband and all their kids and it was so great. 705 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:29,240 And then one night I was walking in my sleep and I woke up in the forest. 706 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:37,240 And you guys, I killed somebody. 707 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,240 And not like fighting them killed somebody. 708 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:48,240 Just had to kill somebody or else Dagger would have made me do something worse to someone in my family. 709 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:50,240 And I just, I couldn't. 710 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,240 Those are my only two choices. 711 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,240 I couldn't do it. 712 00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:02,240 Well, I mean, you must have made, like, that's an impossible decision. 713 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,240 But obviously that's the right one if that was the alternative. 714 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,240 I know. 715 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,240 I mean, it was. 716 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,240 I don't feel like I had a choice. 717 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,240 And of course, I mean, you guys know we've killed tons of people. 718 00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,240 I mean, we fight. 719 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,240 Well, yeah. 720 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,240 It's kind of our whole deal. 721 00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,240 It happens. 722 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,240 It's a decimator. 723 00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,240 You know, it's just right there. 724 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,240 Time up. 725 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,240 Throw them in rivers, et cetera. 726 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,240 This just felt, this was different. 727 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:38,240 And I just had to tell you because I'm not, I'm not always in control while I have this thing and I can't get rid of it. 728 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,240 Something really terrible is going to happen. 729 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:45,240 But I just want you to know, you know, who you're fighting alongside. 730 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,240 Okay. 731 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,240 Sorry. 732 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,240 That sounds horrible, Nulara. 733 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,240 Just awful. 734 00:31:53,240 --> 00:32:01,240 But the, the dagger made you do it? 735 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,240 Well. 736 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:08,240 Like, what do you mean? 737 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:13,240 I feel like I can't, I, I don't know if I can say more than that. 738 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:18,240 I just, I want to tell you guys to trust me. 739 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:22,240 But at the same time, maybe you shouldn't totally trust me. 740 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,240 Has this sleepwalking occurred before? 741 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,240 Or is this a new thing? 742 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,240 New thing. 743 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,240 New thing. 744 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:37,240 And was this a bad guy? 745 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,240 Was he a bad guy? 746 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,240 I don't know. 747 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,240 I'm just trying to justify it now at this point. 748 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:46,240 Can you not have the dagger anymore? 749 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,240 I don't think that's an option. 750 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,240 I shouldn't, that's not an option. 751 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:56,240 May I look at the dagger? 752 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,240 No touching. 753 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,240 You can try. 754 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,240 Remember not to touch it though. 755 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,240 You can try. 756 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:09,240 So I like undo, you know, it's on my belt, right? 757 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,240 And like, kind of, you guys can't see me right now. 758 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,240 So I hold it out like on my two hands. 759 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,240 Right. 760 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,240 So you can like see it without touching it. 761 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:27,240 And I'm not like grasping it as if I, you know, it's just resting on my hands. 762 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,240 I don't think I've detected magic on this before. 763 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,240 Mind if I? 764 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,240 You did. 765 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,240 I almost want to say that you did and Russ was like, it's magic as fuck. 766 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:43,240 Right. I was just hoping to figure out like if I could tell if it was possessed or something like that. 767 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,240 Like if there was an entity in it. 768 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,240 Where's Thaddeus when you need him? 769 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,240 I'm sure he could do that shit. 770 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,240 Remember he got stabbed by it. 771 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,240 Um, you know what? 772 00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:07,240 Nulara, I think when we go back and find Leosin, maybe we should take this to Arvid just for him to look at, maybe give us a little bit of insight. 773 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,239 If it's not making you trust yourself. 774 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:13,240 And I don't want to not trust you, Nulara. 775 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:18,240 We need to be together in this battle. 776 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:23,240 And I mean, he really seemed to know a thing or two about those finger bones. 777 00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:29,240 So I mean, if anyone's going to know about it, it's that creepy weirdo, right? 778 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,240 Maybe we can even send a letter to Ozark. 779 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:34,240 He knows all the stuff. 780 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,240 Yeah, you're right. 781 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,240 I guess I've just been. 782 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:42,240 I didn't want to say anything, but I felt like I had to tell you guys, you know, now before the end of the world. 783 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,240 I need to ask. 784 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:48,240 You didn't want to say anything or you couldn't say anything. 785 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:53,240 How much is this dagger controlling you? 786 00:34:53,240 --> 00:34:56,240 I didn't want to tell you. 787 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:03,240 Hello. How are you? 788 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:05,240 It's me, your Dungeon Master, Rust Morth. 789 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:11,240 Thanks for joining us for episode 72 of Dumbgeons and Dragons mechanics, confessions and frat boys. 790 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:17,240 We're currently coming down from the high that was PodCon, which is where we were over the weekend. 791 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:25,240 We met so many amazing people, picked up so many new ideas and reaffirmed lots of ideas that we already had about the show. 792 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:30,240 We can't wait for you to hear what we have coming up for Dumbgeons and Dragons in the very near future. 793 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:33,240 One thing we don't want you to forget is to come join us in a couple of places. 794 00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:36,240 First, Dumbgeons and Dragons Discord. 795 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:41,240 We have an awesome community solely dedicated to talking about the show and sharing ideas for Dumbgeons and Dragons. 796 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:47,240 Plus patrons have exclusive access to Patreon only channels to talk about all things Patreon. 797 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:53,240 One of the many perks for joining our community over there at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 798 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:58,240 Second place to join us before the end of the month to get a little extra perk. 799 00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:03,240 But you can always join us over here, the Reckless Play Guild Facebook group, 800 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:09,240 an amazing group of people who are getting together to talk D&D and some amazing actual play podcasts, 801 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:14,240 including The Dark Dice, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Lucky Die and Us, Dumbgeons and Dragons. 802 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:19,240 You can find all of the links that you will need in the description of this episode. 803 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,240 And a final thanks to Sirenscape for some of the amazing atmosphere. 804 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:25,240 Make sure you check them out at sirenscape.com to bring your games to life. 805 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:31,240 The next episode will be out next Wednesday, January 30th, which will be a normal episode. 806 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:36,240 And I say that loosely as it'll be as about as normal as the remainder of this episode will be. 807 00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:44,240 As I mentioned, we've wrapped up our time at PodCon and we'll be having some episodes released over the next few weeks that are a little different. 808 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:48,240 A little more in the bonus episode region where we got to play all together. 809 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,240 So super fun one shots with just the Dumb Dragon crew, 810 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:57,240 as well as a game with Travis Vingroff from Dark Dice and Sean Howard from The End of Time and Other Bothers. 811 00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:04,240 So go check them out. They are super awesome guys who helped us play a super wonderful, funny game. 812 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:12,240 In fact, patrons of D&D have access to the unedited video of that right now, Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 813 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:17,240 But for now, that's all I have. So you have a great week and we'll talk soon. 814 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:27,240 You know you can always tell us anything. We want to help you through this. 815 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:34,240 We're a team. Yeah, yeah, I know you guys. Thanks. 816 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:39,240 Then I just like slump back in my chair and like really get to drinking that drink that I have. 817 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:45,240 Let's all really drink these drinks we have. That sounds like a great plan. 818 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:50,240 This is our last night, potential last night of freedom. 819 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:58,240 Ladies and gentlemen, let's drink the drinks and do the revelry and whatnot. 820 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:04,240 The door gets kicked open. Let's get fucked! 821 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:09,240 Flamikins! 822 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:14,240 I yell, get this bitch a drink! 823 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:20,240 Why is it so busy? Oh, you fuckers are in here. Seems like we haven't seen each other in months. 824 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:24,240 How long has it been? It's been like four days. 825 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:27,240 I thought you said we were gone for like a week. No, you were gone for two days. 826 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:30,240 Hey, Flamikins, come here, come here. You're going to love this. 827 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:35,240 And I pull out the sword that I got at home. What do you got there, bud? 828 00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:39,240 I say moist. 829 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:46,240 That's really weird. And the sword starts glistening with the weird moisture that it secretes. 830 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:51,240 Touch it, touch it. Also, Flint, that's disgusting. That's the grossest sword I've ever seen. 831 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:55,240 I'm touching you. Is that what you brought from home, Flint? 832 00:38:55,240 --> 00:39:02,240 Yeah, that's what my dad left for me. Was it a joke? Did he hate you? He's a big old weirdo. 833 00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:06,240 It's definitely moist. It's definitely moist. 834 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:12,240 This sword says something. It says I wish it was a penis. 835 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:15,240 It basically is. 836 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:19,240 Alright, well I hope you use it to stab a whole lot of cultists. 837 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:22,240 You'll never be without it. It's all good. 838 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:25,240 How does it feel in your hand, Flint? Is it good? 839 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:28,240 It's a little slippery. 840 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:34,240 It's disgusting. 841 00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:38,240 Fia, did you get any fun gifts at home? I got a necklace Flint got. 842 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:42,240 Probably the grossest sword that ever existed. 843 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,240 100% the grossest sword. 844 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,240 Like, Jesus. 845 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:52,240 Yeah, I got a tome. I haven't really read through it yet, but it seems pretty bitchin'. 846 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:58,240 I mean, a tome seems like a pretty good, pretty nice little memento of home for you to have. 847 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:05,240 Yeah, well I think hopefully it might be helpful. It might be helpful in the battle to come, so... 848 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:10,240 Well, it sounds like you guys have been doing a whole lot of cool stuff. Me, I've just been being on a boat. 849 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,240 Yeah? Oh yeah, how's the pirate life? 850 00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:16,240 How's the pirate life? I mean, I'm practically like executive captain. 851 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,240 Do you miss us? Just lie if you don't. 852 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:23,240 No, I miss you. I miss you guys. I mean, they don't get my humor quite as much, 853 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:27,240 but I'm pretty much promoted to like head of the fleet at this point, I think. 854 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,240 Oh, wow. I mean, I'm not surprised. 855 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:32,240 We're like three drinks in at this point, right? 856 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:38,240 Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. It's pretty much great to be on the open air again. 857 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:41,240 I feel like the pirate life, it's for me. 858 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:49,240 I mean, the ranked individual who works dutifully on a ship is for me. 859 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,240 That's what they tell me to say. 860 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,240 Oh, it's not as catchy. 861 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:58,240 That doesn't really sound like it is for you then if they're telling you to say that. 862 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:03,240 I mean, if I want to be part of this whole wham bam thank you ma'am against Tiamat here. 863 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:06,240 Yeah, and we want that. We want you as part of it. 864 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:08,240 Yeah, you gotta be in there. 865 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:13,240 Maybe you could just say like, it's a pirate's do what I'm told and follow orders life for me. 866 00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:16,240 Like just under your, like keep it in your heart. 867 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,240 I get it. 868 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,240 Just say it in your heart. 869 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:22,240 See, these great ideas, they don't come up there on the boat. 870 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,240 Yeah, yo ho ho in a bottle of rum, et cetera, et cetera. 871 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,240 Speaking of a bottle of rum, let's get this bitch a drink. 872 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:31,240 No one ever comes because she never gets a drink, poor girl. 873 00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:36,240 Yeah, drink, bitch. 874 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:41,240 I don't know where it's going with that. 875 00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:42,240 I don't know either. 876 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,240 Anyways, yeah, hey, hey, Dernan, nice to see you. 877 00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:47,240 Here's your rum. 878 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,240 Man, you gave her the hard stuff. 879 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,240 Bottom shelf stuff, right? 880 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:55,240 I mean, we went over this. 881 00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:59,240 Thea, you said when you say get this bitch a drink, that means get them the good stuff. 882 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:04,240 Uh-huh, and then I wink hard at him. 883 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,240 No winking. 884 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,240 How much do I owe you? 885 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,240 We'll settle up later. 886 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:10,240 All right. 887 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,240 All right, he walks away. 888 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:17,240 So you guys heading out with the fleet there pretty soon, pretty soon, pretty good. 889 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:25,240 You got a lot of, there's a lot of people outside of Waterdeep there just kind of setting up shop and waiting for the old Heave Ho signal. 890 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,240 Is that the signal, the Heave Ho? 891 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:35,240 I think that's when you throw something or pull something or row something. 892 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:38,240 Well, we're in a bunch of boats. 893 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:42,240 We're leaving in the ship, so like Heave off. 894 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,240 They're airships, sweetie. 895 00:42:43,240 --> 00:42:44,240 They're air. 896 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,240 I don't think you need to row them. 897 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,240 Oh, God, do they have you rowing in the bottom of the airship? 898 00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,240 Have you been rowing the airships? 899 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,240 Oh, you poor thing. 900 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,240 I thought your arms looked bigger, though. 901 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,240 I mean, those are some toned ass arms. 902 00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,240 Plumping those guns, man. 903 00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,240 Yeah, I'm just gonna. 904 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,240 Yeah. 905 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,240 Okay. 906 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:06,240 So I'm not in charge of the fleet, but they do have me doing very important things. 907 00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:07,240 I'm sure they do. 908 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,240 I'm sure they do. 909 00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,240 That's awesome. 910 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,240 I'm so glad for you. 911 00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:13,240 You have a very particular set of skills. 912 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,240 I do. 913 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,240 And I don't know where you, where they are. 914 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,240 I don't know what they're doing. 915 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:23,240 I don't know what they did, but I will find them and I will kill them. 916 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:25,240 Are you talking about your skills? 917 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:26,240 Wow. 918 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:27,240 This escalated quickly. 919 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:28,240 Are you talking about your skills? 920 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,240 I don't know what they are. 921 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:33,240 I don't know where they are. 922 00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:37,240 I don't know what they're doing. 923 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:39,240 But I will kill them. 924 00:43:39,240 --> 00:43:42,240 I love Taken Flamingons. 925 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,240 Oh my God. 926 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,240 Jesus. 927 00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:47,240 Right now, I'm going to say this. 928 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:52,240 I want a Taken style story starring Flamingons that we can do as a one off. 929 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,240 Oh, you love it. 930 00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:06,240 I seriously thought you were talking about your skills. 931 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:09,240 I think that's going to be our podcon to get us through. 932 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:13,240 It kind of made me sick to my stomach. 933 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,240 It's too much Laffy Laffy. 934 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,240 This is a serious podcast, not a comedy podcast. 935 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,240 Come on now. 936 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:23,240 I think we're all just getting a little drunk because we've been drinking these big beers. 937 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,240 I think the revelry, it's good. 938 00:44:25,240 --> 00:44:26,240 It's happening. 939 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,240 Just get in character. 940 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,240 All right. 941 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:31,240 Well, what you got? 942 00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,240 He said usually means you have something to follow. 943 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:37,240 Has anyone seen Thaddeus? 944 00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:48,240 He went off with the arcane bros and said he has magic shit to sling, but he'd be there. 945 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:54,240 Seems a lot more like frat house when you change it from the arcane brotherhood to the arcane bros. 946 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:57,240 Yeah, Kalfa, Gamma. 947 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:02,240 Gandalf, Gamma, Peta, Elemental Peta. 948 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:05,240 Fuck some shit up, you know what I'm saying? 949 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:07,240 Yeah. 950 00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,240 You know all that Greek. 951 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:16,240 Fuck some frat bros, that's right. 952 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,240 How many, Flanagan? 953 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,240 Seventeen. 954 00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:20,240 Wow. 955 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,240 Oh, wow. 956 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,240 That's a lot. 957 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,240 That's actually very... 958 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:25,240 It's a real sausage party. 959 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,240 I mean, get it, girl. 960 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:31,240 Wait, was it an actual sausage party? 961 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:41,240 We forgot to dedicate this episode. 962 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:42,240 Oh, no. 963 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:45,240 And the night keeps going. 964 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,240 Oh, no, he's got hiccups. 965 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,240 Oh, no. 966 00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,240 I do not. 967 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:55,240 Unless you guys want to do anything else, we're just going to wrap up the episode here. 968 00:45:55,240 --> 00:46:02,240 We're just going to keep hearing tales of Flamigan's weird and excessive sexual exploits. 969 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,240 I'm into it. 970 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:07,240 I mean, I'm not into it, but I want to hear about it. 971 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:12,240 Many rounds later of Thea yelling, visit us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 972 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,240 I'll post some... 973 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:14,240 That's what Thea's yelling? 974 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:18,240 Nasty Flamigan's fan fiction. 975 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:19,240 Just nasty. 976 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,240 Do not promise that, Russ. 977 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,240 I'm kidding. 978 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:26,240 Send us your Flamigan's fan fiction and I'll read it in Flamigan's voice. 979 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,240 Do not ask for that. 980 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:29,240 Do it. 981 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:32,240 I do kind of want that. 982 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,240 Yeah. 983 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:36,240 Flamigan's unbuckles the spell to our scabbard. 984 00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:38,240 Like a hundred words or less. 985 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:39,240 Yes. 986 00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:40,240 Oh, yeah. 987 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:42,240 Like a scene. 988 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,240 No. 989 00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,240 I mean, yeah. 990 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,240 I mean, you can do a full Twitter post. 991 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,240 Yeah. 992 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:48,240 No. 993 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,240 So 280 characters. 994 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:50,240 No. 995 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:51,240 Okay. 996 00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,240 A hundred words. 997 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,240 I thought you said a hundred characters or less. 998 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:54,240 I was like, that's not even hardly anything. 999 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,240 No, no, no, no. 1000 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:56,240 Like. 1001 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,240 And she took the dick. 1002 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,240 That's all it would be. 1003 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:01,240 What'd she do with it? 1004 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:04,240 We don't normally end episodes this way, but I feel like this one has to be ended 1005 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:05,240 this way. 1006 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:06,240 Yeah, I think so. 1007 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:10,240 Because they just drink throughout the night and ridiculousness. 1008 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,240 We'll see you next week, everybody. 1009 00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:13,240 Okay. 1010 00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,240 Bye. 1011 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:15,240 Bye. 1012 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:36,240 Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of Incompetech.Filmmusic.io. 1013 00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:39,240 We never say bye. 1014 00:47:39,240 --> 00:47:44,240 No, we don't. 1015 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,240 How do we normally end an episode? 1016 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:47,240 We just end it. 1017 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:48,240 Oh, damn. 1018 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:52,240 I think this is the only time I've ever seen Russ just be completely fucking flustered 1019 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,240 as to how to end an episode. 1020 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,240 Okay. 1021 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,240 Bye. 1022 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:57,240 Bye. 1023 00:47:57,240 --> 00:48:02,240 So I'm worried because you guys can't see me and I just heard a weird noise. 1024 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,240 So I'm going to go investigate the weird noise. 1025 00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:08,240 I hope I don't get murdered because you wouldn't be able to see my killer. 1026 00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:09,240 We won't know. 1027 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,240 So. 1028 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,240 Damn it. 1029 00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:14,240 But we could maybe hear him and then turn this bad boy into a true crime podcast and 1030 00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,240 become millionaires. 1031 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:16,240 Become millionaires. 1032 00:48:16,240 --> 00:48:17,240 But I will be back. 1033 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,240 Thanks, Carla. 1034 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:19,240 Through the uprights. 1035 00:48:19,240 --> 00:48:20,240 Okay. 1036 00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:21,240 It was a pleasure. 1037 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:22,240 Bye. 1038 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,240 It was a pleasure. 1039 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:25,240 Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.